If there’s anyone qualified to give online dating advice, then it has to be my BFF Isabelle. All her previous boyfriends were found on the Internet.
I was having tea with her the other day and she lamented about how she got approached by tons of losers on Facebook and tagged everyday.
It really cracked me up what some of the guys are doing to gain her attention. So to summarize our conversation, here is a list of hot online dating advice that I have compiled for your benefit. If you want to get the date, follow them! So here I present to you the top 10 online dating advice you can find on the internet!
Don’t start your introduction with a commentary about her physical attributes, especially her breast or cleavage. I know for guys, the moment we see a photo of a hot girl with big boobs in a bikini top, we will be going, “This girl’s boobs are damn delicious!” Try to keep a hold of yourself and not write those words to her. Understand that most other guys will be thinking the same and probably a ton of guys would have sent her the same type of ‘compliment’. So please dont screw yourself up by making an innocent comment like that. Once you get into her ‘horny bastard’ mode, it will be very difficult to get out of it.
Online Dating Advice 2
Don’t copy and paste a long essay of introduction. I know you want to save time and try to send as many messages to as many women as possible. But please know that the girls are not stupid. They can smell a ‘cut and paste’ intro a mile away. And trust me. A truly hot girl won’t reply to that.
Online Dating Advice 3
Don’t start with “Hi. Can I be your friend?” unless you are still studying in Primary one. Who the hell even says things like that nowadays. Do you go up to a girl in a club and say this? This has to rank as one of the most loserish statement ever. Are you so desperate for a friend that you go around begging people?
Online Dating Advice 4
Don’t send a half naked photo of yourself working out at home. Ok, I know you are very proud of your body ever since you started going to the gym two times a week. But sending a photo like that tells the girl that A) You think you are damn hot and B) I am a loser who thinks I am damn hot
Online Dating Advice 5
Don’t start with any sexual requests. It doesn’t work on normal girls. Only transsexuals and prostitutes. I know sex is probably your main motivation for prowling the internet but you really don’t need to broadcast this, especially in your intro. Worse, they could keep your message and sue you for sexual harassment later.
Online Dating Advice 6
Don’t hang by the computer and keep refreshing it for new messages. And reply instantaneously when she messages you. This gives the signal of ‘loser’ more than anything else! Show to her that you have a life (even if you don’t)! Talk about things that you do in the day. If you had stayed home all day, and you are jobless, then I would suggest you lie a little and just say something along the lines of “I was busy with work”.
Online Dating Advice 7
A bit of humor goes a long way. It always work. Women love men who can make them laugh. If you are not naturally funny, research online for some funny stuff to say. Build your character to be more relaxed. See the lighter side of things. Don’t be so uptight and throw in jokes every now and then. This will separate you form the rest of the guys hounding her.
Online Dating Advice 8
Resist complimenting her about her looks no matter how GORGEOUS she might be. Seriously. Don’t. She will be more impressed with you. In fact, try to ‘neg’ her a bit by joking teasing her that she’s not as smart as she looks. Beautiful girls are usually insecure about their intelligence. They want people to think of them as more than beautiful. So when you neg her about her intelligence, it will get her attention.
Online Dating Advice 9
Resist asking her out the very first time you chat. Let her be attracted to you first. One little piece of advice would be to tell a good and funny story that increases your social status. Think back of all the times in your life when a woman tried to get close to you and you kind of resisted her for whatever reason. Work this story into your chat naturally. It’s going to show that you are NOT desperate for women and you’re just checking her out as a friend. Women just dig that.
Online Dating Advice 10
Get her to ask you out first. I know it sounds difficult but trust me if you have done everything right (from point 1 – 9), chances are she is already quite attracted to you. Provide her with a good reason to invite you out. “All my buddies just hate this romantic comedy movie. But I really want to catch it like just because it’s so stupid.” Get her to say “Hey, I’ll go with you.”. Then you are truly a winner.